Keep Your Pants On With This Clip ‘n’ Carry Poké Ball Belt

I’ve got a secret…

I’m getting tired of hearing about Pokemon every single day. I’m getting sick of hearing “pika pika” practically everywhere I go. And, worst of all, I truly have no patience left for people who bump into you because they’re staring at their phones because of, well, the phenomenon called Pokemon GO.

Now, I have nothing against the game in itself. I guess it’s just because it’s everywhere and I feel it’s too much.

BUT, I know for every person who feels the same way I do, there are more who feel the opposite. And why not? Being obsessed enthusiastic about other things, I can somehow understand Pokemon GO’s fans.

If you’re one of them – or you simply have been a Pokemon fan from way back – then you’ll love this thingamajig that looks so bad it’s kind of good.

At $24.99, the Clip ‘n’ Carry Poke Ball Belt, this accessory will make sure that everyone knows what you’re doing while you walk around holding up your phone. There will be no doubt that you are catching Pokemons and not being creepy and taking pictures of strangers for your collection (of pictures of strangers).

While the price tag isn’t exactly cheap, you get more than a belt. You also get two Poke Balls and two Pokemon figures. And while you can’t exactly use the balls to catch the critters, you can throw them at others to make sure you get the Pokemon first.

Plus, if you’ve lost weight from running around, you really might need the belt to make sure you don’t get caught with your pants down…

Get one (or two – for your significant other perhaps) here.

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