Have Some Pun With “The Official DC Super Hero Joke Book”

I kid you not.

March 28 marked the release of the Official DC Super Hero Joke Book, a paperback that will cost you a mere $8.47. For the price of about two Venti Lattes at Starbucks, you get more than 600 jokes to make your friends laugh. Whether in genuine hilarity or in mockery, that is left to be discovered.

Authored by  Michael Robin, Sarah Parvis, and Noah Smith, the joke book is targeted at kids. But, hey, who doesn’t love a good knock knock joke from when we were young? And who’s to say what constitutes a kid?

As Leonard said to Sheldon (in reply to “At our age, why don’t we call it man’s night?”), “Because we just spent our allowance on comic books.”

No matter what some people may say, any DC fan needs this book in their lives. Check this out.

What does Superman use to cook eggs? A pan of steel!

What’s the hardest part of riding on Wonder Woman’s Invisible Jet? Buckling your invisible seatbelt.

What happened when Batman was late to play baseball with Robin? There was a Wayne delay.

Convinced yet? Here’s more.

I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to dish out these jokes with a deadpan expression the next chance I get.

What are you waiting for? Get your copy now.

If you want a card game: Who Wants to Play the “Batman Almost Got Im Card Game”?