Sensitive to Cold? The USGI Extreme Cold Weather Face Mask Is For You
Sensitive to the cold? Pro tip: wear a disposable or reusable face mask. Not only will it protect you from germs and viruses, but it will also keep the chill at bay. For hardcore protection, though, this extreme cold weather face mask from the US military will do the job. And then some.
Kommando Store is offering up this novelty, and describes it as…
Produced lovingly by the US Government to give our brave soldiers frontline fetish gear, the cold weather face mask is so much more than protection from the elements — it is an all-in-one barracks entertainment device.
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Want a closer look?
As you can see, the extreme cold weather face mask will keep your identity a secret as well, which may or may not be an issue in some places you visit. However, it has easily accessible holes for the mouth and nose, so you you don’t die.
And, while it is tough waterproof vinyl on the outside, it has got a soft inner cotton lining to keep your skin all comfy.
Other specs:
- Waterproof vinyl exterior
- Soft, 100% cotton-lined interior
- Snap-secured adjustable straps
- Snap-secured mouth and nose holes
- One size fits most
- Not suitable for use by minors
- Walnut sauce not included
Only for $14.99. How about that?
