Standout During the Holidays With Hamdy Canes

“Hamdy Canes” are exactly what one would expect – something to do with ham and candy canes. Because, why stick to the tried and tested peppermint candy canes when you can have something more savory?

With the holidays just around the corner (yeah, some of us like calling it early), Archie McPhee has announced its 2019 candy cane collection. Known for its interesting candy cane flavors (among other things), Archie McPhee has been bringing us all things weird for 30 years. Yeah, that’s longer than some of you have been walking this earth.

The now Seattle-based store started with rubber lizards (owner Mark Pahlow lived in LA then) and has since then grown its inventory – including Christmas candy canes that will spice things up.

Hamdy Canes are our pick from this year’s lineup, for we simply can’t take it off our minds. Whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing, we can’t say just yet. (Now, if it were Bacondy Canes, it would be a totally different story!)

Still, Archie McPhee is quite convincing:

When the holidays come around, that can only mean one thing: ham! As much ham as you can eat! We think ham flavor is going to be the pumpkin spice of Christmas. Eventually, you’ll be able to get a ham latté. To get the ball rolling, we’ve created Hamdy Canes! You’ll get six ham-flavored candy canes in a box illustrated with a personified ham with a cane. It will cure what ails you. We could make all kinds of hammy jokes, but we’ll stick with the meat of the product. Each candy cane is 5-1/4″ tall with pink and white stripes.

For only $6, you get six of these babies. Are you salivating yet?

If you’re not sold on Hamdy Canes, maybe you’ll dig Kale Candy Canes. Guaranteed garden-fresh.

No?

This should do it – Pizza Candy Canes.

Better, huh?