5 Weird Stocking Stuffers You’ll Want to Keep for Yourself

Stocking stuffers are meant to be given away, right? Looking at this collection, though, you just might change your mind. Or you’ll probably get more than one so you can have your own.

There are countless – and I mean that in a way as literally close as possible – stocking stuffers out there, but these weird stocking stuffers will make you wonder what goes on inside people’s heads.

That being said, they’re still cool and would make awesome gifts.

Weird stocking stuffers

1. Emergency Yodel Button

So you’ve got your pepper spray, whistle, and an alarm to keep you safe as you walk down the streets of your city.  You may even have a nice alarm system at home to ensure you’re protected from intruders.

But why settle for the boring old stuff when you can have the Emergency Yodel Button? Hang it on the wall and press the button in case of an emergency, and you’ll hear the “sweet mellifluous warbling of an alpine yodel”. Sweet indeed.

2. Wasabi Candy Canes

Everyone’s going green, so why not go all the way and make a Candy Cane change as well? Not only do you get a mono-colored piece of candy, but you also add some kick to it. Pity the guy who has no clue…

3. Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats

This one’s for your cat lady (gentleman) friends. Behold the Evil Unicorn Horn. Such blasphemy, really!

4. Fun Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

Gross, but okay, it’s fun. It’s especially fun if you give it to a friend who’s got a queasy stomach, yes?

5. Mini Cocktail Shot Glasses

You don’t need any excuse to serve drinks, but these mini cocktail shot glasses will make any party fun. Oh, and we included these in the “weird” list only because we find it weird to have small glasses for cocktails. 😉

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